Hello, Fellow readers, we are back with the great collection of New Year 2018 Funny Messages and Wishes to bring a smile to your friends, family and lover face while they read your messages and wishes on the great new start of the year. These Funny messages and wishes for New Year 2018 are quite relatable and will tickle your funny bone for sure!
So, send these great and funny collections of New Year wishes, Messages, and SMS to everyone. Laughter is the best ever medicine and is the best gift you can give to anyone. Let your loved one start the New Year with lots of fun and happiness.
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The Funny New year 2018 Messages and Wishes:
On this New Year, I wish that you have a superb January, a dazzling February, a Peaceful March, an anxiety-free April, a sensational May, and Joy that keeps going from June to November and then rounds off with an upbeat December.
On this New Year, may you change your direction and not dates, change your commitments and not the Calendar, change your attitude and not the actions, and bring about a change in your faith, your force and your focus and not the fruit. May you live up to the promises you have made and may you create for you and your loved ones the happiest New Year ever.
May this New Year bring actual change in you, nor recurrence of old habits in a new package.
A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card won’t start over with a blank slate.
Funny New Year 2018 SMS for friends
The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.
I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect.
This New Year, may you make the attempt to trim and clean your Social Media accounts.
I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!
May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.
This New Year may you come up with innovative passwords to puzzle people to fish out the real one!
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This New Year, remember to chuck all the old jokes and same stories to narrate at parties!
New Year's Eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.
Any people secretly feel sad on New Year’s Day because it reminds them that they are growing old.
Hope you enjoy, Happy New Year!” “I wish you all the luck as you evade your boss while enjoying the office free Wi-Fi. Happiest New Year!” “This year I hope you receive lots of likes on your
Facebook posted photos. Happy New Year!” “My wish for you this year is that you eat less and work more. Happiest New Year my friend!”
Funny New Year Wishes for Lovers
Last year, I have been so stubborn and bad. I caused you so much pain and hurt. This year, I want you to know that I will never change. I will stay the same. Happy New Year!
I may have loved you less, cared for you less, and given you less. Do not worry my prayers for you are also less. Happy New Year!
I will conserve water this year. I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more. Happy New Year!
New Year’s Day: now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual
Out with the old, in with the new: may you be happy the whole year through. Happy New Year!
I wish for this year to have lesser disasters, less hate, fewer accidents and loads of love. Happy New Year.
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It’s time for champagne, cake, and balloons. It’s time to celebrate the New Year. Happy New Year.
We Are Going To Celebrate Tonight,
The Kids Are In Bed,
And I Am Setting The Mood
For Us To Get Your Groove On.
Hurry Up!
And Come On Home
And Let Me Wish You
A Happy New Year.
Another year of success and happiness has passed. With every New Year comes greater challenges and obstacles in life. I wish you courage, hope and faith to overcome all of the hurdles you may face. May you have a great year and a wonderful time ahead. God bless you.
New Year 2018 Funny Messages
Every end marks a new beginning. Keep your spirits and determination unshaken, and you shall always walk the glory road. With courage, faith and great effort, you shall achieve everything you desire. I wish you a very Happy New Year.
Last Υear, Ι have been so stubborn and bad. Ι caused you so much pain and hurt. This year, Ι want you to know that Ι will never change. Ι shall stay the same. Happy Νew Year!
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest never rise
So, here we conclude the collection of best funny New Year messages, Wishes. Send these positive and funny vibes to your loved ones and start the new year with all new happiness and positivity.
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